Black people can legit make up shit on the spot and make everyone else think it’s real slang.
Slope ass nigga.
Blueberry Apple ipod pussy nigga.
Hatchback breath head ass.
My mama just dropped me off at the mall hairline having ass nigga.
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
women supporting and defending each other (◡‿◡✿)
humans supporting and defending each other (◡‿◡✿)
WOMEN SUPPORTING AND DEFENDING EACH OTHER (◡‿◡✿)
do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen